Prince Matthew's day out

Matthew went to visit Granny and Grandpa while Mummy went to music practice and Daddy went to see Jack play football (10-3 to the other side. Oops). There, he was a bit of a couch potato until Granny and Grandpa decided he should accompany them on a noble quest to go and find Mummy on the other side of Paisley.

Upon his return to Granny and Grandpa's castle, Matthew then enjoyed what was to be a three course banquet, consisting of a selection of NHS-style tapas for starters, followed by chilled breastmilk milk (oops - we forgot to heat it up and he drank it anyway!). To finish, he had a nice warm helping of more milk. In total he drank about six and a half ounces worth at one sitting, which goes some way to explaining why Mummy is so tired today after feeding him every hour, on the hour, yesterday and then several times during the night as well.

Don't worry though as he won't gain excessive weight after pigging out. He's still behaving like he's bulimic.

Finally, Matthew went for a chariot ride up the hill with his two faithful steeds, Petra and Zimba, who first scouted the area bravely to ensure it was safe for his royal procession. Matthew's carriage was then escorted back to Linwood where he is now taking an afternoon nap before this evening's festivities, which are sure to continue long into the early hours of tomorrow morning. Entertainment will be provided by Mummy and Daddy.